Bach Crab Apple 20 mL - 2 Pack

Bach Crab Apple comes in a 2-pack because even your emotional baggage needs a backup plan, you know what I'm saying?

Look, I used to think flower essences were like unicorns (beautiful idea, probably made up). But then I tried this crab apple situation and now I'm like, "Damn, Dr. Bach was onto something back in the 1930s." This isn't your regular apple juice, people. This is the apple that supports emotional cleansing when you're feeling all kinds of wrong about yourself.*

What This Little Bottle Does

Bach Crab Apple may support emotional balance when you're stuck in that "I feel gross about everything" headspace.* You know that feeling when you look in the mirror and think, "Who is this person and why do they look like they've been living under a bridge?" (That's me every Tuesday, by the way.) This flower essence traditionally helps maintain emotional wellness during those times when self-acceptance feels harder than trying to fold a fitted sheet.*

Each 20 mL bottle contains the original Bach flower essence formula that supports a healthy relationship with self-image.* It's like having a tiny therapist in your pocket, except this one doesn't charge $200 an hour and doesn't judge you for eating cereal for dinner.

The Crab Apple Advantage

Dr. Edward Bach called this the "cleansing remedy," and I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about doing dishes. This essence may support:*

• Emotional comfort when dealing with self-criticism
• A balanced perspective on personal imperfections
• Healthy emotional responses to feeling "not quite right"
• Mental clarity when obsessive thoughts take over

The 2-pack means you get double the flower power (one for home, one for your purse, or one for each personality if you're like me). These bottles are small enough to carry anywhere, which is good because emotional meltdowns don't schedule appointments.

How To Use This Magic

Take 2 drops in water or directly under the tongue, up to 4 times daily. Or whenever you catch yourself in the mirror making that face like you just smelled something funky. The beauty of Bach remedies is they're gentle enough to use as often as needed (unlike my comedy career, which requires careful timing).

This original Bach flower essence formula has been supporting emotional wellness for nearly a century. It's preserved in grape brandy, so technically it's like a very sophisticated, very tiny cocktail that helps maintain emotional balance instead of making you text your ex.*

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.