Enzymedica, SerraGold, Supplement, 120 Count (FFP)

SerraGold turns your body into a well-oiled machine, like a vending machine that actually works on the first try.

You know what I love about this supplement? It's got serrapeptase in it. That's an enzyme that sounds like a fancy Italian pasta dish, but it's actually way better because you don't have to cook it (and it won't make you sleepy after lunch). This little enzyme comes from silkworms, which is weird when you think about it, but silkworms know what they're doing. They make silk AND they make enzymes. That's like being good at two completely different jobs.

What This Thing Actually Does

And drummers need support, otherwise the whole song falls apart.* It also helps with your immune system, which is like having a really good bouncer at the club of your body.* You want that bouncer to be alert but not too aggressive, you know what I'm saying?

The recovery support is where it gets interesting.* Your body recovers from stuff all day long. Walking up stairs, thinking about your taxes, watching reality TV. All that takes a toll, and SerraGold helps your body bounce back like a rubber ball, except less annoying when it hits the floor.*

Why 120 Capsules Makes Sense

They give you 120 capsules because that's a four-month supply if you take one a day. Four months! That's enough time to see three seasons change, learn a new hobby, or forget where you put your keys approximately 47 times. By the time you finish this bottle, you'll probably have a completely different set of problems to worry about.

It's like the difference between saying "I support your decision" versus "I'm going to make your decision for you." One is helpful, the other gets you in trouble.*

The Enzymedica Difference

Enzymedica knows enzymes like I know comedy timing. They've been doing this for years, and they understand that your digestive system is basically a chemistry lab that you carry around with you everywhere. SerraGold supports protein breakdown, which is helpful because proteins are complicated.* They're like the algebra of nutrition.

Your blood needs to move around your body like traffic on a highway, except hopefully with fewer accidents and road rage incidents.

Natural Support That Actually Works*

The best part about SerraGold is that it supports your body's natural processes without being all dramatic about it.* It's not going to completely change your life overnight, but it might help you feel a little better about the life you already have.* And sometimes that's enough.

Take one capsule daily, preferably on an empty stomach. Empty stomach means no food, not that you literally removed your stomach. Although if you did remove your stomach, you probably have bigger problems than enzyme supplementation can solve.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.