Primal Life Organics - Dirty Mouth Gum Serum - 0.5 fl. oz. Primal Life Organics - Dirty Mouth Gum Serum - 0.5 fl. oz.

$ 999.99

Introducing the Primal Life Organics Dirty Mouth Gum Serum, a veritable spa treatment for your gums housed in a petite 0.5 fl. oz. bottle. It's like a rejuvenation retreat for your mouth, minus the airfare and questionable hotel sheets. Consider this serum your dental hygienist in a bottle, whispering sweet nothings to your gums while banishing the grimy whispers of yesterday’s coffee.

Formulated with a blend of essential oils and naturally-derived ingredients, this serum offers a holistic approach to oral care, ensuring your gums are as happy as a clam at high tide. With each drop, your mouth will feel as if it’s just done a round on the red carpet—dazzling, fresh, and ready for close-ups.

Perfect for those who prefer their oral care with a touch of luxury and a dash of sass, this serum is your ticket to a mouth that’s as clean as a stand-up comedian’s fourth attempt at a family-friendly joke. Because let’s face it, darling, your gums deserve to be treated like the VIPs they are.

FDA Disclaimer:

Introducing the Primal Life Organics Dirty Mouth Gum Serum, a veritable spa treatment for your gums housed in a petite 0.5 fl. oz. bottle. It's like a rejuvenation retreat for your mouth, minus the airfare and questionable hotel sheets. Consider this serum your dental hygienist in a bottle, whispering sweet nothings to your gums while banishing the grimy whispers of yesterday’s coffee.

Formulated with a blend of essential oils and naturally-derived ingredients, this serum offers a holistic approach to oral care, ensuring your gums are as happy as a clam at high tide. With each drop, your mouth will feel as if it’s just done a round on the red carpet—dazzling, fresh, and ready for close-ups.

Perfect for those who prefer their oral care with a touch of luxury and a dash of sass, this serum is your ticket to a mouth that’s as clean as a stand-up comedian’s fourth attempt at a family-friendly joke. Because let’s face it, darling, your gums deserve to be treated like the VIPs they are.

FDA Disclaimer:

Introducing the Primal Life Organics Dirty Mouth Gum Serum, a veritable spa treatment for your gums housed in a petite 0.5 fl. oz. bottle. It's like a rejuvenation retreat for your mouth, minus the airfare and questionable hotel sheets. Consider this serum your dental hygienist in a bottle, whispering sweet nothings to your gums while banishing the grimy whispers of yesterday’s coffee.

Formulated with a blend of essential oils and naturally-derived ingredients, this serum offers a holistic approach to oral care, ensuring your gums are as happy as a clam at high tide. With each drop, your mouth will feel as if it’s just done a round on the red carpet—dazzling, fresh, and ready for close-ups.

Perfect for those who prefer their oral care with a touch of luxury and a dash of sass, this serum is your ticket to a mouth that’s as clean as a stand-up comedian’s fourth attempt at a family-friendly joke. Because let’s face it, darling, your gums deserve to be treated like the VIPs they are.

FDA Disclaimer:

Introducing the Primal Life Organics Dirty Mouth Gum Serum, a veritable spa treatment for your gums housed in a petite 0.5 fl. oz. bottle. It's like a rejuvenation retreat for your mouth, minus the airfare and questionable hotel sheets. Consider this serum your dental hygienist in a bottle, whispering sweet nothings to your gums while banishing the grimy whispers of yesterday’s coffee.

Formulated with a blend of essential oils and naturally-derived ingredients, this serum offers a holistic approach to oral care, ensuring your gums are as happy as a clam at high tide. With each drop, your mouth will feel as if it’s just done a round on the red carpet—dazzling, fresh, and ready for close-ups.

Perfect for those who prefer their oral care with a touch of luxury and a dash of sass, this serum is your ticket to a mouth that’s as clean as a stand-up comedian’s fourth attempt at a family-friendly joke. Because let’s face it, darling, your gums deserve to be treated like the VIPs they are.

FDA Disclaimer:

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All In-stock items usually ship within 1-2 business days. Any orders placed on items on backorders are shipped in 5-14 business days. Hassle-Free Returns In order to return merchandise, you must obtain an RMA number from parib1950@gmail.com. You may return any unopened merchandise in its original condition, including original packaging and packing slip within 30 days of receipt and you will receive a full refund less shipping and any gift wrapping charges. We charge a 20% restocking fee for any merchandise not returned in its original condition and packaging. Any shipping cost you incur to return the product to us will not be refunded. Shipping cost is non-refundable for undelivered, unclaimed or returned packages, unless we made an error..

Shipping & Returns

All In-stock items usually ship within 1-2 business days. Any orders placed on items on backorders are shipped in 5-14 business days. Hassle-Free Returns In order to return merchandise, you must obtain an RMA number from parib1950@gmail.com. You may return any unopened merchandise in its original condition, including original packaging and packing slip within 30 days of receipt and you will receive a full refund less shipping and any gift wrapping charges. We charge a 20% restocking fee for any merchandise not returned in its original condition and packaging. Any shipping cost you incur to return the product to us will not be refunded. Shipping cost is non-refundable for undelivered, unclaimed or returned packages, unless we made an error..
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